CLIFFORD:

No don't, no! Are you crazy?

No don't, no! Are you crazy?
VAN:

Am I crazy?

Am I crazy?
CLIFFORD:

That's crazy.

That's crazy.
VAN:

I just opened an umbrella and you almost had a heart attack.

I just opened an umbrella and you almost had a heart attack.
CLIFFORD:

They say opening an umbrella inside makes bad things happen.

They say opening an umbrella inside makes bad things happen.
VAN:

So they say. But nobody really believes that Clifford. It's just superstition. Here you go, your turn.

So they say. But nobody really believes that Clifford. It's just superstition. Here you go, your turn.
CLIFFORD:

You never offer an umbrella as a gift. It's bad luck.

You never offer an umbrella as a gift. It's bad luck.
VAN:

Clifford. Open the umbrella.

Clifford. Open the umbrella.
CLIFFORD:

No.

No.
VAN:

It's just an umbrella, Clifford. It can't hurt you.

It's just an umbrella, Clifford. It can't hurt you.