WAITER:

May I offer you dessert?

May I offer you dessert?
RICHARD:

Let's get the bill. There are a few good films on at the cinema.

Let's get the bill. There are a few good films on at the cinema.
NINA:

OK, a film sounds fine.

OK, a film sounds fine.
RICHARD:

Good! Just the bill please.

Good! Just the bill please.
NINA0:

Oh, dear. What an evening. First he asks me what I want to see. Then when I tell him, he tells me it's supposed to be terrible and then he tells me how it ends. Unbelievable.

Oh, dear. What an evening. First he asks me what I want to see. Then when I tell him, he tells me it's supposed to be terrible and then he tells me how it ends. Unbelievable.
NINA1:

So I just told him, you decide.

So I just told him, you decide.
RICHARD:

Ok, get this, right. I ask her what she wants to see and she says I should decide. So I pick something I thought she'd like.

Ok, get this, right. I ask her what she wants to see and she says I should decide. So I pick something I thought she'd like.
NINA:

OK, so he told me, you're going to love this film, and then he took me to Patton, it's like a four hour long war film. What was he thinking?

OK, so he told me, you're going to love this film, and then he took me to Patton, it's like a four hour long war film. What was he thinking?
RICHARD:

The next thing I know she's snoring. How embarrassing. Women.

The next thing I know she's snoring. How embarrassing. Women...
NINA:

Men.

Men...