KEVIN:

I'm so surprised you wanted to come. These tickets were pretty expensive. I didn't think you were into these sorts of things.

I'm so surprised you wanted to come. These tickets were pretty expensive. I didn't think you were into these sorts of things.
IAN:

Well, you paid for them and I've got nothing else to do. I quite enjoyed it last time.

Well, you paid for them and I've got nothing else to do. I quite enjoyed it last time.
KEVIN:

Did you? What is he doing here?

Did you? What is he doing here?
IAN:

I don't know.

I don't know.
KEVIN:

Well it's a Buster Keaton movie festival, I guess.

Well it's a Buster Keaton movie festival, I guess.
IAN:

Who's that actor again?

Who's that actor again?
KEVIN:

Actor and director.

Actor and director.
IAN:

Is this supposed to be funny?

Is this supposed to be funny?
KEVIN:

Slapstick.

Slapstick.
IAN:

Like a comedy? I like funny movies.

Like a comedy? I like funny movies.
KEVIN:

The movies are pretty old. You might not find them that funny.

The movies are pretty old. You might not find them that funny.
IAN:

No movie is complete without popcorn. I hardly ever watch black and white movies.

No movie is complete without popcorn. I hardly ever watch black and white movies.
KEVIN:

You'll see. He's really amazing.

You'll see. He's really amazing.
IAN:

Who?

Who?
KEVIN0:

Buster Keaton. You know, many comedians cite him as their source of inspiration. No special effects. He did all his own stunts. Doing stunts back then meant doing it for real.

Buster Keaton. You know, many comedians cite him as their source of inspiration. No special effects. He did all his own stunts. Doing stunts back then meant doing it for real.
KEVIN1:

Whatever you see on that screen actually happened in real life, no special lighting, no camera tricks, no CGI. He once broke his neck during a scene only to realize it a year later.

Whatever you see on that screen actually happened in real life, no special lighting, no camera tricks, no CGI. He once broke his neck during a scene only to realize it a year later.