You should keep this data on file. You know I'll come back. I know.
You should keep this data on file. You know I'll come back. I know.
What seems to be the problem today?
Everything. My whole body, pain, I have a headache, I have a sore throat, I think I have the bird flu.
Bird flu?
Birds live in my apartment complex during the winter.
Do you have a high fever, headache, does this hurt?
Yes, yes, yes.
Probably just a common cold. What did you have to eat today?
Well I had a banana, and I think the banana was too ripe.
How about exercise?
Maybe its food poisoning. I know I shouldn't have eaten that banana.
Take a deep breath.
Pneumonia. Do you think I have pneumonia? I'm already taking penicillin.
Calm down by taking a deep breath.
Doctor, you don't understand, doctor, you can tell me, how many months do I have, one month, two months?
You have forever, you're in great shape. We can't find anything wrong with you.
There's got to be something wrong. I'm always sore. I always have anxiety. I'm anxious. I have headaches.
My ears ache. Something's got to be wrong. People who are well don't feel like I feel.
You need to drink plenty of water. Eat lots of green leafy vegetables, and vitamins.
I take vitamins.
That's right you take a lot of vitamins. You'll be just fine. Get lots of rest and keep it up.
I don't think I need more vitamins. These vitamins are expired. These vitamins can make you sick. I know I'm sick you're not looking hard enough. If you look harder you'll see that I'm sick.
You'll find out why my throat hurts and I have headaches and I'm always anxious. I know something's wrong. I'm going to leave here and I'm going to be sick.